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Glocker Z-Day Round-Up

On March 28th, 2006, a strange Venusian satellite streaked an eerie fluorescent parabola across the sky, irradiating the world's cemetaries, funeral parlors and abattoirs with an extraterrestrial radiation. Four days later, the dead walked, slavering for human flesh and tasty brains. And we were here covering it. More »

1:40 PM on Mon Apr 3 2006
By brownlee
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Kotaku: Making Your Last Life Count

The day we've all been waiting for is here: the day when all of our virtual combat skills carefully honed through endless hours of Doom and Half-Life finally pay off. While our peers got good grades in school and pursued their now laughably-worthless MBAs and PhDs, we honed our minds and reflexes for the zombie apocalypse we all knew just had to come. The gelatinous cocoons of our flabby corporeal frames have finally burst open, revealing the bad-ass zombie killer gestating inside all along. More »

11:45 AM on Sat Apr 1 2006
By brownlee
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Latest by Jay: Dammit, why do I walk like a tank all of a sudden? And why is it when I walk out of East side of a room, I somehow end up on the North side of the next one? more »

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Miyamoto Announces Nintendo DSkin

Always pallid, toneless and corpse-like, we weren't surprised when legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto punched his claw-like hand through Nintendo President Saturo Iwata's chest cavity and began feasting on the steaming sweet meats inside. Miyamoto quickly took control of Nintendo Japan afterwards. At a recent press brunch, he briefly outlined his future plans for the company. More »

2:32 AM on Sat Apr 1 2006
By brownlee
112 views, 4 comments