<![CDATA[Kotaku: Readers]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Kotaku: Readers]]> http://kotaku.com/tag/readers http://kotaku.com/tag/readers <![CDATA[ Work and Play: A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest Readers ]]> When Brian first told me what I was going to be doing, I'll admit I was a little overwhelmed at the thought of going through potentially hundreds of photos, and making them presentable for all the world to see. But now I understand why Crecente called the first gallery his "labour of love". It was really exciting getting hear from you guys and receiving stories about your gaming setups from all over the world. I'm a little sad I couldn't include all the great stories you guys provided me with, but I think many of these pictures speak for themselves.

I hope you all enjoy looking through these galleries as much as I enjoyed putting them together!
(Just a head's up: I have added ALL of your photos - at least all the people who sent me their country - but you may not see them on the main gallery page, as it will only display the first fifty. But don't worry! Click through the gallery, and you'll find your photo!)

To check out the desks and gaming setups of big names in gaming like David Jaffe, Sid Meier, and Penny Arcade's "Gabe" and "Tycho", visit the original gallery: Work and Play: A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest (with updates always being added, including new photos this week from Tommy Tallarico and Ted Brown, Lead Level Designer for Buzz Monkey Software.).

NORTH AMERICA


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ASIA


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SOUTH AMERICA

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Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:00:31 MST torif http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345980&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Contest: Win iPod Shuffle For Telling Us About You ]]>

What you know about us: I live in Japan, Crecente is a pirate, McWhertor needs to shave, Fahey gives away cookies to strangers, Plunkett has "LOVE" "HATE" tattoos, Mark Wilson's real name is actually Wilson Mark and Flynn is always five minutes late. Always.

But, what do we know about you? Not much! So, we want to learn all about whoever the hell reads this site and give you an iPod Shuffle (color of your choice) in the process. Hit up our survey, answer our questions and enter your email address by March 5th. All your info will be kept strictly private with data only distributed in anonymous aggregated. You won't receive any emails or sales pitches or crap like that. If you don't want to enter your email address, that's fine. Still do fill out the survey (though, you won't be eligible for the iPod Shuffle).

So go ahead, click here and take the survey, which takes less that two minutes. Here are our contest rules.

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Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:00:28 MST Brian Ashcraft http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=239071&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "BBC/Kotaku PS3 Launch Coverage Is Racist" ]]>

Earlier, we posted a letter from a reader detailing what went on during the Japan PS3 launch. Homeless people lined up for consoles as well as select Chinese who then turned around and tried to sell the machines. The story got substantial internet play, including being picked up by the BBC, who interviewed me as well. But, was the coverage racist?

We don't like to air every email we get that disagrees with our banter, but this is an email which didn't only agree with us, but the reader who sent in the original story. So, to be fair, it will get a public airing (the identity of this person shall remain private). I've already contacted this individual, stating my position. What's yours?

Hit the jump for not one, but two emails from this individual.

Dear Sir,

I am a resident of Japan and I have just read a BBC News article quoting you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6142576.stm

I was dismayed by the BBC's portrayal and focus on what seemed like Osaka's Chinese community being no more than immoral purchasers and this being a major problem in all of Japan.

Before I blame you (I have already emailed the bbc with thoughts about their reporting), I would like to know your thoughts about the article and what you really meant if you feel that the BBC misquoted you.

I feel that the article:

1/ Makes Chinese out to be the same as Yakuza and bad businessmen.
2/ That chinese buying playstations for others as a service and for an extra cost rather than waiting themselves is legally and morally wrong.
3/ that chinese were quoted by yourself as a small observation by yourself IN OSAKA and the BBC have made this look like its a nationwide epidemic.
4/ That you didnt aknowledge that although many Chinese, including elderly ones, were buying the product, that they were just as likely to be buying them for legit reasons, like buying them for their family and friends. Your comments were just opinions without any concrete proof or evidence.
5/ That Japanese are just as liable to to do the same thing, either for good or bad reasons so the quoting of ethnicity, ability to use japanese was not needed.
6/ that you really meant that you believed that Ps3s were being bought by any potential customer for "scalping" purposes and that any extra information attributed to this was not newsworthy.

etc

As you may know, the Chinese community in Japan have been demonised in the Japanese media from time to time, either by polititians such as shintaro ishihara, and to right wing articles in various publications. Therefore I would ask for your clarifications on this matter.

Thank you for your time.

...and this as well...

Dear Sir,

Furthermore, in order to highlight how the article could be inferred as "racist", please look at a doctored edition of the article. The word "Chinese" has been replaced with "Black" and the setting changed to America. this is purely fictitious and in no way implies that black people are criminals or untrustworthy. They have been chosen as they are often seen to also be stigmatized by the white majority and said to have poor English/education backgrounds, be poorer than the majority of whites etc:

" "The PlayStation 3 goes on sale in the US on Friday
PlayStation 3 consoles advertised as used are appearing for sale in American shops as well as online auctions.

They are being sold for up to four times the retail price of the console, which went on sale in the USA last Saturday for about 270.

There are also reports that homeless people were paid to queue for the console on behalf of people now selling them on at a higher price.

The product launch is one of the most crucial in Sony's history.

Thousands of people queued for many hours in cities across the USA on Saturday and many people went home empty-handed.

One PS3 with a 60GB hard drive, which would have cost about $500 ( 270) in American stores, was on sale on Monday on the auction site eBay for an asking price of $2,300 ( 1,200).

Other PS3s were attracting bids starting from $600 ( 313) up to $1,475 ( 771).

Brian Ashcraft, an editor for gaming website Kotaku in the USA, said: "I witnessed homeless people waiting in line as well as a high number of BLACK customers."

He said he had heard similar stories from other shops around New York and in LA.

A Kotaku reader, Dirk Benedict, contacted the website about the launch day at flagship New York store, Radio Shack.

"The first buyers of PS3 were largely elderly BLACK men and young BLACK women with shaky ENGLISH language skills," he wrote.

"Opportunistic WHITE businessmen have the largest presence, hiring poor BLACK men and women to wait in line for a PS3."

Mr Benedict said the BLACK men and women were then delivering the consoles to WHITE men, who were paying them up to 90 for queuing.

He wrote: "Sony should be scolded for staging a national launch event with 80,000 units.

"An extreme lack of supply ignited an extreme surge of demand - that of which poor BLACKS and opportunistic WHITES took full advantage of."

Kotaku reports that PS3 consoles advertised as used are now being sold for 144,900 yen ( 645) in some American shops."

That sound like it could be newsworthy of an average newspaper to you?

Yours Sincerely,

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Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:22:54 MST Brian Ashcraft http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=214853&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Getcho Ass To Gamestop... BITCH ]]>

Yo, peeps. Up in da Ko to da tak to da you, we all be mackin' some love on Gamestop. Sometimes, we sparks a blizz, puts on da bling and we just go mackin' on down to Gamestop. "Yo, foh shizz, lez get da PS3 pre-order IZ-ON," we be sayin' to the Gamestop peeyimp behind the counter. "Sold out... BEEYOTCH!" he responds. "Hell NO, negro!" I'm all like, because we both be bein' black brothas. "Help an African-Irishman albino brudda out..." And den he all be like BLSADJDFSKKDJSK;LDSKDLS;F...

Sorry. I've lost the ability to even pretend to speak the ridiculous wanna-be ebonical patois of my more slope-browed gaming brethren. The joke's not worth the self loathing.

Seriously. I know gaming is the sport of white boy nerds emulating minority culture the only way they know how: endlessly babbling at the mouth in a completely insulting dialect of so-called pimp speak. But first of all, gamers, if you had any respect for yourselves, you'd have left that shit back in the early 90's along with your parachute pants. And second? Gamer pimp speak has about as much in common with real pimp (in which I, of course, am fluent) as Pig Latin does to Latin. What you're speaking? Gibberish; another completely made-up language like Klingon, Elvish or French.

So what's this post about? Glad you asked. Kotakuite Ryfael forwarded us an absolutely horrible email that Gamestop.com sent him. We swear to god, this is the subject:

GET YO ASS TO GS AND TRADE IN DA GAMES

And if that brings you in to Gamestop, let me know your email address; I'll send you a similarly worded pamphlet on the benefits of chemical castration, sure to hook you in.

To be fair, that subject coming from an official mailing of a major company is pretty unbelievable. Ryfael may have been pulling our leg. Can anyone confirm?

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Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:00:21 MDT brownlee2 http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=210539&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Child's Wii Drawiing ]]>

Going by the random IMs and emails, it would seem that most of our readers were at least 14 years-old. That, or inmates. Not so! Apparently, we beam into grade schoolers. Inspired by yesterday's Wii post, ten year-old Anthony sent us a couple hand-drawn pictures of the Nintendo Wii. We think they're pretty charming in a serial killer sort of way. I mean, he is ten. We think.

Hit the jump for the other two. But, before that, and for my own piece of mind, I'd love to know how old everyone is out in Kotaku-land. I'm 28, Mike's 19, Florian's 39 and a half, Eliza is I-have-no-clue and Crecente is 53. You?

Eds Note: Ashcraft lied. Crecente is actually only 52.

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Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:22:39 MDT Brian Ashcraft http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=209675&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The PlayStation Claw: A Medical Diagram ]]>

Rhys Hale wrote us with this charmingly wrought diagram of the medical consequences wreaked by PlayStation ergonomics. Right click, select "View Image" for PlayStation Claw in it's full glory.

Also known as Onanist Claw.

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Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:40:54 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=208371&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Stick To The News: More Gaming Coasters! ]]>

Nothing important is going on in gaming today, so why not post more gaming related paraphernalia no one gives a flying crap about. In response to our earlier post on Bubble Bobble coasters Kotakuite Ryan sent us these pics of some other game related coasters he did. Pretty snazzy... one for each beer I have open at once! Thanks, Ryan.

PS: Oh, right. And Sony announced that they'd be cutting by 4/5ths the number of PS3s they'll be supplying to the States at launch. Whatever. Yawn.

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Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:40:55 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=207074&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mass Ave. Mega Man! ]]>

I think this is my favorite bit of gamer themed street art we've ever posted. I like to think that this is less deliberate art than a miraculous coincidence — the sole remaining piece of a Byzantine mosaic's millennia-spanning decay. The rusted pipes give it an air of almost Turkish squalor.

Unfortunately, Etherfreak dashed my own feverish imaginings. It's actually from my home town! "I found this little megaman stuck onto the back of an art store on mass ave in boston. looks like it was composed of many little "pixel" squares separately adhered to the wall. Funny thing is, about an hour after snapping this shot I walked by again, only to see a couple dudes pulling out camera phones and shrieking in revelrous glee at their discovery. Something makes me think that you guys have probably already seen this one. Just in case you haven't...."

I don't think we have (who can tell with our search system so hopelessly broken?), but anything this cool deserves to be posted again, and I deserve to be paid for posting it.

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Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:00:22 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=203512&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Melbournian Zelda Graffiti ]]>

The Amazing Mr. Pee — a Wildeian wit — sent us this shot of some graffiti in Melbourne, New Zealand. That's not just any Link you're seeing there: that's Link from The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap!

Mr. Pee explains:

It's actually been made out of Carlton draught beer coasters from a pub that have been painted and stuck on the wall. Found near Swanston Street, near RMIT university in Melbourne, Australia.

Is it still graffiti if it's just been taped to the wall? Oh, no matter, it's still cool. Any Melbournians willing to go out to Swanston street and have their hot girlfriends pose naked next to Link, perhaps bent over in an accomodating position? Let us know!

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Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:40:35 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=203295&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Save Vegas: Rainbow Six Viral ]]>

Kotakuite Michael C. forwarded us this message from the Rainbow Six Vegas viral game, Save Vegas.

I never follow these virals. It always takes place on a website designed in the same style as various Geocities My Little Pony pages in the mid-90's. The one of the writing is always pretty close to a tone of complete hysteria, reading something like what a sugar-junkie might write while having a corkscrew inserted up his urethra.

According to the website, "The purpose of this site is to alert elements of United States counter-terror forces, specifically the elite team that may be known as "Rainbow Six", to unusual events that I am monitoring in the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is my belief that their help will be needed in the coming days." At least this one's pretty transparent about its connection, as opposed to another stupid I Love Bees mind fuck.

PS: Anyone who unbuckled for the promised "graphic and shocking images" might as well pull their pants back up above their knees. The most shocking one I saw involved a booyeahing jock drinking a Rolling Rock nursed in an inflatable sheep's anus.

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Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:42:20 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=202197&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Xbox Fruit Roll Ups ]]>

Mmm. Xbox Fruit Roll Ups. "Every day glow green snack has a hint hidden under the wrapper." And a strawberry red ring of death inside!

And, courtesy of Crecente's wit, some added thoughts:

Please let this be a excellent photoshop and not Microsoft's retina-searing move into the faux fruit candy market. Our tipster tells us that each Xbox 360 Fruit Roll comes with a snazzy game tip:

Sample hint:

In Saint's Row you can get more hos if you gut-shot the pimp straight off the bat and steal his bitches.

Just kidding, here's the equally dubious "real" sample hint:

Amped 3: Its style, not substance that counts in Amped 3. Learn to slow down your trick massive multipliers.

Thanks, John! And Crecente, for letting me be paid largely for his work!

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Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:40:44 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=202029&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ If God Played Xbox Live ]]>

Kotakuite Robin was doing some surfing, when he or she (who can tell within the context of an email signature?) found this fairly funny comic strip called God's Plan The vast, cosmic implications of deity combined with a fun gaming bent! I'm not really sure if steps 1 - 4 are necessary for a decent high score, though.

God's Plan [Duhh.no]

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Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:40:21 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=200375&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Space Invaders Against Racism ]]>

Oh great. Ash has done it again. By plucking something from the tips jar (in his ineffable laziness) that no one else thought was even interesting enough to post, he's caused an avalanche of similar crap to come rumbling down on the site, to bury you all.

First, it was those stupid gamer license plates. Now? It's Space Invaders. Seeing Ash's earlier terrible, completely lazy post on the subject, Kotakuite Stefan writes:

just wanted to show you this poster i found at the praterstern trainstation in vienna...

maybe it's interesting to know to that there're elections coming an i found this one on a big VP (austrian people's party)advertisement.

Just so. Of course, if you think about it, Space Invaders is pretty racist... human racist. An armada of squid-like aliens destroying earth in utter extraterrestrial conviction of their own genetic superiority? They'd come right after Hitler in my deliberations for anti-racist spokesmen.

But I suppose the Austrians would know better than me, having had to deal with Hitler — and maybe Space Invaders for all I know about the Second World War — firsthand.

Space Invaders Against Racism [Stefan Braunstein]

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Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:40:08 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=200357&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Microsoft: The Fun Starts on Nine One One. ]]>

Jonathan B. of the Gamebang Blog wrote us in about a curious Xbox 360 College Tour that occurred at his university on the fifth anniversary of September 11th... right across from a Red Cross Blood Drive.

The Xbox 360 college tour started today at my campus right across a 9/11 blood drive. With girls in skimpy clothes and free shirts not supporting the blood drive but, the xbox 360 and mountain dew. Who starts anything fun on 9/11? I wrote a open letter to the Xbox 360 team on how crappy they are for doing this on my blog and I'm sending the same words to the opinion section of my college newspaper. I would be really grateful if you showed this letter on your site or at least told they many fans like myself ofKotaku how dumb the Xbox 360 Marketing team is.

Although I sympathize with Jonathan on the aspect of setting up the tour across from a blood drive (what a bonehead move), I have to respond to his assertion that it's somehow in bad taste to do anything fun or celebratory on September 11th.

The culture of fear we live in just has to stop. There's exactly two groups of people who profit from fear: terrorists and politicians. An eternal day of mourning and depression isn't anything the victims of September 11th would have wanted; it's what those who would like us to give up our liberties want.

You want to stick it to Al Qaeda? You want to pay tribute to the thousands of Americans who died in the World Trade Center? Then celebrate how wonderful it is to be an American on September 11th. And I can't think of anything more American than sitting back, sipping a beer and playing some video games while scantly-clad women prance sexily about you. That's the sort of thing that causes Al Qaeda aneurysms.

The Xbox 360 Marketing Team is Incredibly Stupid and maybe a little curious about same sex relationships [Gamebang]

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Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:00:27 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=199988&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The PS3 Dev Kit Revealed ]]>

As seen on the recent 1UP Show , at an interview with the Insomniac team, I give you... the PS3 dev kit.

Wow. Looks professional. Is that tape? Thanks, Wrecluse!

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Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:40:17 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=199826&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Cheap Ass, Duct Tape DS Game Wallet ]]>

Duct tape solves all woes. It's great in special ops missions, either as a make-shift gag, pair of handcuffs, or just to patch open the long, oozing slit that an enemy bayonet just tore up your belly. As all men know, Apollo 11 was only able to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere by patching a hole in the shuttle with duct tape. And so on.

Reader Ally K. wrote us with pictures of an extraordinarily ugly, yet also extraordinarily handy DS game wallet he made out of the sticky, silvery stuff. Ally writes:

I saw the post awhile back on a DIY DS game case thingy, and thought to myself, "hey... carrying those huge game cases around is a pain in the anus. I need a case for all my DS games." However, rather than go out and buy such a case, I made my own. The pictures are attached. I know, I know. You're going to say, "But Ally... won't the sticky crap from the duct tape get all over your games?" In fact, it will not. The inner portion of every game pocket is made of a single piece of duct tape, such that no sticky surface even gets NEAR my precious games. This can be noted in the last photograph. The case is very close to the same size as my DS Lite, such that they can be carried together with little hassle. I wanted to put the two little squarish ovals on the front of it, but it just didn't work out. Oh well. Anyway... enjoy!

Which just goes to show that the cheap-ass prevails.

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Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:40:37 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=199735&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Reader Solves The PLAYSTATION Dispute ]]> And one intrepid reader saves me and my all-consuming punctuation pet peeve a bright, shiny bullet:

After your post about Ashcraft's use of PLAYSTATION instead of Playstation I slowly began to lose my mind. I hadn't noticed it before, but now I couldn't un-notice. PLAYSTATION was every-fucking-where. To solve this problem, I modified a Greasemonkey script to replace every occurrence of 'PLAYSTATION' with 'Playstation'. I posted it to Userscripts.org:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/5429

It works great. All is right with the world again. Now I am going to
make a version that will replace Crecente's posts with ones that don't
read like they were written by a robot.

I can't comment on that last one, because Crecente's my boss, and more importantly, he's got to okay 1000 euros worth of expenses this afternoon for my trip to Leipzig. But if you manage to write that one, that's probably a good first step towards aceing the Turing Test.

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Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:42:06 MDT kotaku.com http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=197908&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Husband and Wife Sport Matching Mario Tees ]]>

Gamer love doesn't merely cuddle close to the homerotic. After we posted the tattoo of a Hot Topic employee's Luigi tattoo and explained that it was a testament to his passion for his best friend (their love ripped asunder by different college acceptance letters), Kotakuite David S. wrote us:

My wife, Erin, and I got married on April 23rd this year. I"m a huge gamer, and she actually reviews games for a living! (yeah, I know, it's really sweet). For our evening party, rather than a dance or something humiliating like that, we went to Dave & Buster's for our after-party to celebrate that night with our friends. So we could be seen, we made these really nifty t-shirts. I'm the one on the left, if you didn't figure that one out. :p

Too bad. The one on the right is rub-a-dub-dub. Anyway, nothing says 'hep couple' like a husband and wife dressed in matching t-shirts. And when those t-shirts are gaming themed? Le Mario Juste!

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Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:40:48 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=187069&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mario & Luigi Tattoo Hot Topic Lovers ]]> Kotakuite Evy writes:

I went to Hot Topic the other day and when the cashier turn around I saw this tattoo on his arm. The story behind it is that his best friend left for collage and they thought it would be kewl to have the same tattoo. When they got to the place, they decided on a video game theme. So his best friend has Mario and he has Luigi.

It's really nice when lovers decide to eternally brand their skin together, isn't it? This, of course, is not the most skilled rendition in flesh and ink that we've ever seen of Luigi, but we're always happy to post a touching tale of two Brokeback Gamers and a love that conquers all.

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Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:00:57 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=187033&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mario Mushroom in Be'er-Sheva ]]> The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.

Writes Kotakuite Yosubis:

I found this while waiting for the red light to change. The mushroom is located in Be'er-Sheva, Israel. It's painted on Be'er-Sheva's HQ of one of the biggest Political Parties in Israel. The last picture is of my brother, standing next to it in order to show the size of it.

I think I can speak for everyone when I say the Israeli-Palestine conflict needs a lot less nail bombs in school buses and a lot more 1UP mushrooms. If only all conflicts could be solved Mario-style: by innocently jumping on other people's heads.

Mario Mushroom in Be'er-Sheva

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Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:40:12 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=186113&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pin-Up of the Wii Flap Spreadeagled ]]>

Kotakuite George1234 saw this pic over at the Gaming Age Forums of that first rumored, now confirmed Wii Sync button. It also shows the SD card slot more clearly and, if you squint, what George theorizes is a round button for the ejection of the card. Which certainly beats prying it loose with a flathead screwdriver. So there you go.

Originally spotted in this thread [GAF]

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Thu, 29 Jun 2006 14:40:58 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=184281&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ DS Lite Euro Street Date Broken by FNAC Frenchies? ]]>

Kotakuite Julien D. wrote from France, informing us the the FNAC series of megastores are apparently filling DS Lite pre-orders one day early:

Ok, it's just one day off, but this also means twenty-four more hours of gaming ! The interesting stuff is that it's been done in a semi-official way : yesterday people who had pre-ordered at Fnac received a message saying the order had arrived, but when you came to retrieve it you were told :"Hmm, in fact we can't give it to you now because Nintendo would get mad at us. We'll call them by tomorrow, maybe if you come back on the 22nd (today, one day before the official date) we will be able to do something." And so it was. Oh joy. Oh de(-s-)light. Anyway, they seemed to be willing to sell them even to people who hadn't preordered.

So, did Ninty willfully allow for the breaking of its own date? If so, then that means I'll have to take not one, but two or more days off for the release of the Wii.

In the Emerald Isle, at least, this appears not to be true. I called all the usual suspects who have been accepting DS Lite pre-orders over the past couple weeks, asking if they would fill my order today instead of tomorrow. With great consternation and voices quivering with holy dread, they marveled at the question, pointing in the direction of a vast legalistic specter who would swoop down upon them and swallow their company's soul if they broke street date. Given the national Irish penchant for saying 'fuck you' to authority, this is curious in and of itself: Nintendo must have really slathered on the threats.

Regardless, the breaking of street date in Europe appears to be a case of one rogue store, not a Nintendo backed initiative. But if you're a French FNACer, you might want to put down that croque madame and putter your Vespa over to your local store.

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Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:03:16 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=182577&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Third Party Guitar Hero Controller Does NOT Shred ]]>

A week back or so, we enthusiastically burbled on about the Shredder, a third-party Guitar Hero controller that made the liquid in our crotches glow through the skin like a lava lamp. We said we'd go buy one. This was a lie. It was part of a devious plot to get you to spend your hard-earned money for us, then send us a review so we wouldn't be out a cool forty beans.

And it worked! Thanks to Mr. Moneybags reader Dave E. we can now conclusively put our beer money back into our sock. This just in! Shredder sucks!

I purchased the new 3rd party G.H. and I have very mixed reviews about it. Right away I noticed the controller itself is even smaller than the official GH one. It still feels natural when holding it though. On a plus side, the top buttons are still placed the same, but have a better feel to them. They do not need to be pushed down as hard as the original, making hammer-ons and pull offs feel more natural. My biggest gripes about this controller are the tilt sensor and the select button. The tilt sensor is now a shake sensor. You have the shake the controller to enable star power. Sounds good on paper, but when it isn't very responsive, you realize that your only option is to use the select button. Well, it is placed too high up and makes you actually stop your stumming to reach it. Not good. Overall, I would say its only good for a second guitar to give to your buddy when he comes over for some multiplayer action. It does not deliver performance as the box suggests.

Shaking the controller like a two week infant to enable star power certainly screams rock and roll, but it seems a tad inconvenient. Better cancel your orders, guys!

Previously: Third Party Guitar Hero Controller Shreds

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Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:40:04 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=181693&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Seen At E306: Mysterious Leopard Print Man Plays Wii ]]>

Kotaku reader Daniel K. sent us in this mysterious photograph of a flamboyant man dressed entirely in gaudy leopard print duds hanging out with Koji Kondo at E3. Do you recognize him? Who is he? One of our on-site editors probably knows, but they are all sucking their thumbs whilst embryonically nuzzled in a booth babe's tequila-filled womb right now.

Daniel's email is after the jump! We're sort of intrigued ourselves, if only because we've never seen anyone pull off head-to-toe leopard print before.

I know E3 must be going stupenderriffically for you guys (it sure is for me). I don't know if you guys know or not, but it seems Koji Kondo (the legendary composer of Mario and Zelda music) was in the Wii booth the past couple days, playing the conductor game (on that rotating platform thingo) - I took three shots of him playing before I recognized who he was, and then completely geeked out when I finally did realize...and got a pic with him. (I just happened to run into Reggis later and got a pic there too! But that's another story)

Anyways, here is the bit where I'm asking for help identifying someone (I have pics). I went back to that area of the Wii booth later, and found that there were two other gentlemen sitting with Mr. Kondo, one regular business-y lookin' dude (not sure who he was), and another fella....all in leopard print clothing. Now, I'd seen the leopard guy yesterday, and last year too, but who is he??? I asked the booth girl, and she said the dude made Kirby and Pokemon. Now, we're goin' off at least several degrees of misinformation here, because when I get home and look it up, nope, turns out that ain't him.

Well, I had ended up getting a picture with him (when the booth girl asked him about a pic, she even yelled out "Hey! Leopard!"), so I can provide some clues that would help an investigation.

1) He's gotta be high up in the ranks (last year, a friend saw him being shown around Nintendo's booth by some suits), especially if he's rubbing elbows with Kondo.
2) His Starbucks cup holder had the name "Ash" written on it.
3) He loves his leopard print (wears it every E3). It is EVERYwhere. His shades, jeans, shoes!
4) His nametag even has leopard print.

Who is this Leopard Nintendo Man???? It's like his identity is supposed to be secret, because his badge is constantly and conveniently obstructed from a clear view (in my pics anyways). I wonder if Shigeru ever hits up clubs in leopard print too.

I guess when you're a Big N big shot, you can dress in all the leopard you want.

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Fri, 12 May 2006 07:40:48 MDT brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=173335&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Readers' Game Rooms ]]> Yes, yes, I'm pathetically slow when it comes to posting up contest pictures. Here's images from the 29 entries we received for the coolest reader game room. Check em out and then post your comments so we can narrow it down to our favorites and start a vote to see who wins the Kilowatt. I wasn't totally shocked that we received one toilet game room photo, but two? Of course, you know my heart was won by the home arcade featuring the pinball machines.

Hit the jump for the amazing photos and then let us know which are you favorites?

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Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:01:09 MDT Brian Crecente http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=169057&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What Will You Be Playing This Weekend? ]]> disgaea.jpgIt's the weekend. For some, weekends involve getting drunk, or skydiving face-first into the bosoms of strippers, or jumping flaming monster trucks over the grand canyon. But we're gamers. For us, it means two blissful days of cathode irradiation — fighting monsters and demons in imaginary worlds while our pale blue skin shimmers and crackles.

So what will you be playing this weekend, Kotakuites? On my part, I finally managed to secure a copy of Disgaea, the PS2 strategy RPG. Yes, it's old, but I could never find it before. Initial impressions are pretty dang positive — I'm a sucker for Final Fantasy Tactics and the Fire Emblem games and even annoying underworld hydrocephalics with X's for eyes can't turn me off a shiny SRPG. I've also heard whispers that this is one of those games that is a dream for power-levelers, allowing me to level my characters not into the teens, nay, not into the hundreds, but into the thousands. Forums are filled with people talking about 400+ hour save games. Which means I may very well be playing this game for a longer period of time than I actually attended high school, and for almost as much time as I've spent having intercourse in my life. Counting up hours spent on things like that really puts one's life in perspective.

What about you? Brag about your recent purchases or hell, just talk about what you're most looking forward to kicking back with this weekend in the comment section.

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Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:40:42 MST brownlee http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=164404&view=rss&microfeed=true