Gameloft got their spiel out for Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam in good time, managing not to mention the dreaded B word. You know the one we mean: Bejeweled. And yes, unlike Ms Hilton, Gameloft's rep got the name of their game right.
Paris Hilton's spritely frame holds two pleasuresome yet empty concavities, one at each extremity. We all marveled at the first of these voids when an exboyfriend was kind enough to broadcast a video he made after hours with Paris to the denizens of the Internet. But it's really the hollow coconut bobbing underneath her pretty blonde hair that keeps giving us thrills. After all, doesn't the world seem like a better place when Paris Hilton shows up at E3 and doesn't even know the name of her own game?
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