Slash3 commented on A Very Jalopnik PSA: Torque Your Lugs

"@pres_has something cool after his name too.: It was probably Vin Diesel. Sorry, couldn't resist. Loose lug nuts are not fun."

Slash3 commented on Custom Metal Gear Solid 4 PS3 On eBay Blows Minds and Wallets

"It's a Nyko Zero wireless controller. Linky: [www.nyko.com]"

Slash3 commented on Hubble's 486 Backup Computer Wakes Up For the First Time Since 1990

"@Slash3: Just imagine I worked in a carriage return between those two continuous thoughts. "

Slash3 commented on Hubble's 486 Backup Computer Wakes Up For the First Time Since 1990

"@unspellable: Haha, you got me!@Mooby: Oh man, you just made me want to run the Starport 2 BBS Intro by Future Crew. Link at pouet.net: [www.pouet.net] Not bad for 1993 bytes back in the day."

Slash3 commented on Cnet Columnist Says Asus Screwed Eee Brand Because It's From Taiwan

"@MrBlahBlah: "Foux da fa fa, Foux da fa fa fa fa. Foux da fa fa, Ah ee ah" Sorry, had to work Flight of the Conchords into it somehow."

Slash3 commented on Hubble's 486 Backup Computer Wakes Up For the First Time Since 1990

"Well, given that the only processors available prior to 1991 were the DX20, DX25 and DX33, there's no chance in hell that thing is going to ever boot up Escape From Monkey Island."

Slash3 commented on Nintendo DSi Boosts Screen Size, Adds Camera and Audio Player

"@laxman15: At one third of a megapixel, it's guaranteed."

Slash3 commented on MI6 Camera With Secret Images Bought on eBay for $30

"@roflwaffles: Seriously."

Slash3 commented on 'Handcar Regatta' Rail Race Is a Terrifying Steampunk Orgy

"John, your Steam punk license has been temporarily suspended, as this does not qualify."

Slash3 commented on Giant Light Like Shaped Like Spacecraft, Doesn't Go Pew Pew

"Egads, proofreading FTW."