Slash3 commented on Mac Pro Overclocking Tool By ZDNet Boosts Cheapo Model to Whoa Mama Model

"The creation of this tool is akin to leaving a charged Taser in a playground."

Slash3 commented on Porsche Carrera GT Drifts Right 'Round Dubai Roundabout

"@Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: The roads often get loose sand on them as well, which can help maximize your SUPAR DRIFT BATTLE POTENTIAL™."

Slash3 commented on The HIS iClear Card Solves Your Noisy Video Card Problems (I'm Confused)

"Digit Life did a review of the card here: [www.digit-life.com] And BoingBoing had a post on it with some more back-and-forth bantering here: [dansdata.blogsome.com] Bottom line, it does do *something*, barely, but you'd be hard pressed to able to tell that anything's changed, even at the hardware level."

Slash3 commented on Obscenity Trial Could Test Whether 'Nintendo' Is More Popular Than 'Orgy'

"Um, yeah, there isn't even a remote similarity between the search terms he throws around. Orgy, Nintendo: [www.google.com] Orgy, Nascar: [www.google.com] Orgy, Surfing: [www.google.com] And why not... Orgy, "Apple Pie": [www.google.com] Oh god!"

Slash3 commented on Microsoft To Let Other Companies Build, Release 360 Consoles?

"Let me just do a quick little experiment. Pioneer LaserActive (TG16/Genesis) [en.wikipedia.org] JVC X'eye/WonderMega, IBM TeraDrive, Aiwa Mega CD, etc.."

Slash3 commented on Berkeley Group Uses iPhone to Control UAV Squadron

"Just wait until a year 2011 firmware update bricks 1/6th of our military."

Slash3 commented on Afrika: Sixaxis Camera Controls, You Can't Drive

"Yay, Suzuki Samurai."

Slash3 commented on JVC Expands Everio Range, Including World's First 50-Hour AVCHD Camcorder

"@ecobore: MPEG2 is about as standard as it gets. Which, from the overall tone of your message, I suspect you are already fully aware of."

Slash3 commented on Racing Equity Probably Announced

""Racing Equity" = Pinks?"

Slash3 commented on LEGO Johnny 5: Not QUITE Alive, But Still Pretty Damn Charming

"Would you like to be a pepper, too?"

Slash3 commented on Interview: How Cloud Computing Changes Trion's Game

"The collective gaming community may be in for some sweepingly revolutionary changes if he is allowed to unleash what must undoubtedly be supremely genius ideas from his massive, massive cranium. (Run-on sentence.) I bet if he concentrates, he can carbonate beverages from across the room by willing it."

Slash3 commented on Zero Punctuation On Oblivion

"I actually got back to playing Oblivion a week or so ago."

Slash3 commented on Holy MK vs. DC Bat-Art, Batman!

"Please tell me this is fan art."

Slash3 commented on Infinite Undiscovery Screens: English Text, Stern Faces

"I just noticed the spell names too: obstreperous percipere Nevermind that percipere isn't an actual word, but obstreperous was probably selected by flipping through a word-a-day calendar while blindfolded. Whatever happened to the good ol' days of "Fire!" and "Air!" :)"

Slash3 commented on Infinite Undiscovery Screens: English Text, Stern Faces

"More fantasticer?"

Slash3 commented on The Cars Of Death Race

"I also wonder how bad the movie will end up being."

Slash3 commented on The Cars Of Death Race

"This is what 24 hours of LeMons should look like!"

Slash3 commented on Wired Editor Drops, Destroys RAZR on Live TV

"Because when I think basic phone, I think iphone. I think this asshattery shows what is simply a basic lack of perspective when it comes to value."