StickyPurpleCat commented on Sonic Unleashed: Half Classic, Half Stretchy Werewolf

"Mario's not really what it was in the original franchise either."

StickyPurpleCat commented on New Sonic Wii Game Revealed, Brings Much Needed Swordplay To Series

""Brings Much Needed Swordplay To Series" I'm kind of thick, so I have to ask... That was a joke, right?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs

"This should totally be a Spy weapon in Team Fortress 2."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Oh Dear: New Sonic Unleashed Trailer

"Of all the stupid concepts in that video you're worried about humans?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?

"Team Fortress 2, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Red Steel, Zack & Wiki and Pirates of the Caribbean Online."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Making Friends At The Japanese Police Station

"Does this mean we can call you Kenji from now on?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on Spoilers: Limbo of the Lost's Terrifying Ending

"Can't...stop...laughing...bwahahahahahahaha"

StickyPurpleCat commented on Understanding Free to Play

"Free to Play works because there will always be morons who will pay extra money to make their avatar look good."

StickyPurpleCat commented on The Consoles of Our Ancestors

"@MasterJoefus: Butt nekkid, in twenty feet of snow, with bears."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Nexon's Sugar Rush Arena in Closed Beta

"They call it Sugar Rush Arena because only children hopped up on candy would actually be interested in this crap."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Teenage Boy Hacks, Steals for Princess Dress

"Punishment for the crime should include publicizing it across the world."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Powerpoint By Pissed Comcast Employee Reveals They Know Exactly How Much They Suck

"I got news for you guys."

StickyPurpleCat commented on And You Thought SL Was Bad - More Naughty Spore Creatures

"@Iceman B.: It's a phallacy. I bet there's a special circle reserved in Hell now for dirty Spore creators."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Sonic Unleashed Looks Too Good To Be True

"I don't get it."

StickyPurpleCat commented on What Game Genre Leaves You Cold, Oh So Very Cold?

"Sims, FPSs, sports."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Why First and Third Person Shooters Are Not Popular In Japan

"@ratix240sx: You made me grin."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Why First and Third Person Shooters Are Not Popular In Japan

"The probably don't like them for a lot of the same reasons I don't."

StickyPurpleCat commented on A First Look at Afrika's Beanie-Wearing, Robot-Controlling Player

"Unless you get mauled for getting too close to the wildlife I'm not interested."