You might think that a "Thanxgiveaway" contest would net you a 360, but you'd be wrong. It's the "Wiikend" part you should pay attention to. That painfully hip "x" is for the Scion xB, the so-called grand prize. That boxy little Toyota targeted at "Generation Y" comes "customized with a Wii, a TomTom ONE GPS car navigation system, and much more." You also get a bonus Wii and Excite Truck. If you win, that is.

In addition to that sweet ride, they're also giving away 48 Wiis, to the Comedy Central watching elite. All you have to do is sit your ass in front of the tube, watch that episode of Chappelle's Show for the umpteenth time and wait for a contest code to pop up. Then head back to the site for your chance to win.

You lazy bags of bones can handle that, can't you? Michael McWhertor

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