The handsome lad who owns this scarf certainly knows how to gird his thorax in style. One side of the scarf has the normal pixel representations of Super Mario Brothers characters sewn into it, but flip the scarf over and they all get smushed. Are you a girl who can knit such a scarf? Will you marry us? We don't care how fat, how ugly, how questionable your hygiene is — we will honor our vow. - Florian Eckhardt




















