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It's time to share. There's this recurring nightmare I have. I'm on a fishing boat, alone, off the coast of Portugal, when suddenly I'm attacked by a gang of savage, swarthy pirates. They beat me up, take my sneakers and, inexplicably, cut up my face. They cut it up so bad I'm unrecognisable.
Until now, I'd always wake and run to my mother, crying "my face, mummy, why did they cut my face?!". Now, though...now I can sleep a little easier, because if this ever DOES happen, it's all good. I can just send Mr. Cloud my Mii, and they'll put it on a t-shirt. No worries.
So if the pirates DO take my face, and I meet new people, I can just point at my chest and smile. They'll know that, cartoonish simplification aside, that's how pretty I used to be.
Nintendo Wii Mii T-shirt Head [Mr. Cloud]
