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Girl Gamers: Protect Your Identity, Hide Your Gender

girl_gamer_lol.jpgSo, you girls want to come into our boys club and play our video games. Fine. A lot of us like girls. But you've got to understand our natural instinct to harass you over the internet at the slightest hint that you might be the bearer of actual breasts—the naturally occurring kind, that is, not the masculine version borne of fistfuls of Peppermint Patties and Cheese Puffs. If you're really that bothered by the constant barrage of invites to "cyber" behind the Darnassus Hall of Justice or requests for your age, address, and cup size during a few rounds of Counter-Strike, maybe Audio4Fun's AV Voice Changer Software is for you.

Says the company, presumably in a deep, bowel-quivering baritone:

However, most women have a common concern about the long-lasting existence of "male chauvinism" in the world of online games. In considering this point, Voice Changer Software proves very helpful to solve the problem.

It's only $99.95 (cheap!) and clearly named AV Voice Changer Software Diamond in an effort to attract more girls.

Lady gamers get voice changer [Eurogamer]

2:51 PM on Sat Jul 8 2006
By Michael McWhertor
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