Kotaku
Paris Hilton's spritely frame holds two pleasuresome yet empty concavities, one at each extremity. We all marveled at the first of these voids when an exboyfriend was kind enough to broadcast a video he made after hours with Paris to the denizens of the Internet. But it's really the hollow coconut bobbing underneath her pretty blonde hair that keeps giving us thrills. After all, doesn't the world seem like a better place when Paris Hilton shows up at E3 and doesn't even know the name of her own game?
Paris Hilton unveiled her new video game on Thursday, but inexplicably called it by the wrong name as she greeted throngs of fans and photographers.Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam."
"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.
It really should be called Paris Hilton's Pearl Jam, don't you think?
Hilton Causes Stir at Video Game Expo [Yahoo News]
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It may have been called diamondquest while in development. *shrug* The funny bit is that it's on the wall behind her.
I'd like to give her extra 100 points score since she effectively used a synonym of the word "Jewel" and made it sounds nothing but a video game by adding "Quest". And I think it appeals more to target audience.
Do you get to give her a pearl necklace in the game? I would totally pay for that.
In her defense, diamondquest is much better name than Jewel Jam, it's terrible. But not in her defense she's just an idiot.
So next time when somebody hacks her cellphone and steals all her nude pics they can try and steal her game too. I'm so glad she's famous, because if she wasn't, then somebody who deserves to be would.
In her defense, I imagine that at some point the working title probably was Diamond Quest or something similar. I find the reference to concavities purile.
I find the reference hirlarious...
why dont we keep the game exactly the same...but instead of calling it "paris' jewel jam" or "paris' pearl jam" we call it, "bust your pearly white jam all over paris hilton's jewel" despite giving off the wrong impression, they'd still sell out within the first week.
I'd rather buy a PS3 then ever have to hear about this stupid B@#$%.
What does it say about your game's title when *Paris Hilton* can spontaneously create a better name than the one you'd already approved?
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