Frankie is quickly becoming my favorite corporate shill. He provides all of the gooseflesh-producing tips and developer insight of a Major Nelson, but also hands over gems like yesterday's Waaah-mbulance post.

Apparently the Waaaaambulance is the thing you call when you've been caught cheating and banned. Frankie spent yesterday posting up some of the better bitching and whinning sent in by banned cheaters.

Some choice excerpts:

-" If none of these accusation are settle, you may be hearing from a lot of complaints. Some may be said by lawyers."

-"the only way they think I could have been banned permanently on my first ban is because I commited a Major Offense. I dont understand, I admit that I have had cheaters on my team, but Ive never cheated more then 8 times that I can remember, Not even close."

-"Can you guys at least just make the suspension for (name deleted) for like a month or two. I only want it to be a couple months because this is the third twelve month account that i have bought. It is killing me to keep using money for something that i can't trust."

-"Please! I'll destroy my mods. i'll snich on some people that r getting away with mods on matchmaking! Just PLEASE appeal my ban. i want to play matchmaking again. i want to be clean for the arrival of Halo 3! c'mon! i didn't know what i was getting into when i got mods from my friend"

—Brian Crecente

Waaahmbulance [Bungie]