Some New York Grandma is suing Rockstar for trying to sneak sex to her 14-year-old grandson in what she thought was just a game about pimping, drug-dealing and cop-killing.

No, this isn t a joke.

Florence Cohen, 85, is seeking unspecified damages on behalf of herself and consumers nationwide.

According to the suit Cohen bought the game for her son knowing it was rated Mature, but apparently decided it was no longer appropriate for him when the ESRB bumped the minimum age from 17 to 18, because one fucking year makes all the difference in the world.

I think Rockstar should sue Cohen for being a bad parent. I think Congress should hold a hearing about Cohen and her flagrant disregard of a rating system that says the game isn t appropriate for her underage grandchild. I think. Sen. Hillary Clinton needs to introduce a bill and that the House needs to pass a resolution. I think CNN and ABC and CBS and NBC and yes, even the W fucking B needs to spend countless hours picking over Cohen s childrearing skills.

What I really think is that someone needs to knock on Cohen s front door and ask her at what point did our nation s ability to parent get replaced by a subcommittee and frivolous lawsuits?

Grandmother Sues Maker of Grand Theft Auto [MSNBC]