I'm sorry Animal Crossing: Wild World, we can't see each other anymore. It's not you it's me, really.

Everyone tells me what a great game you are, that you're special, but you're just not my type. I mean, look at last night. We had a special evening planned. I thought we were going to have lots of fun, but I ended up spending the evening listening to your animal impressions and planting trees around a tiny shop while wearing an ugly T-Shirt. That's just not my thing.

You're a deep game, you're also pretty cute and sometimes we can have really interesting conversations, but there's just no electricity. I fell asleep on our first date. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're not exactly exciting.

I don't see myself spending a lot of time hanging out with you looking at the stars or putting messages in bottles. I'm more of an action guy, I like to keep things moving. We just don't have any chemistry.

Don't cry, it's OK, there are plenty of gamers in the sea and I know they're just itching to get their hands on you. We can still be friends. I know you like to be touched, but don't expect any benefits.

Well, take care. I gotta go, Mario Kart DS is picking me up in an hour.